This thing, this watch, they call it a High imitation Rolex Submariner, original order, what a load of hogwash! You know, I heard people talkin’ about it, sayin’ it’s just like the real deal. The real Rolex, you know, that costs more than my whole house! But this one, they say it’s a copy, a fake, but a good one. They call it a high imitation. Original order, I tell ya, what does that even mean?
These young folks, always chasing after shiny things. Back in my day, we didn’t have no fancy watches. We just looked at the sun to tell the time! Now, it’s all about Rolex Submariner, this, Rolex that. They say it’s a “status symbol.” What’s that even mean? Is it more important than food on the table? I don’t think so!
But I gotta say, I did see one of these High imitation Rolex Submariner up close. Shiny, it was. Heavy too. They told me a real Rolex Submariner is heavy, made of good stuff. This fake one, it felt heavy too. I guess they use some good metal, even if it ain’t the real thing. The real one is 40 millimeters, that’s about an inch and a half, they told me. I don’t know about that but it looked the same size as the real one I saw in the picture.
They went on and on about the details, these young’uns. Said you gotta look at the face of the watch, the “dial” they called it. Then there’s the writin’ on it, the “engravings.” And the metal part around the face, the “case.” They said even the part that goes around your wrist, the “bracelet,” you gotta check that too. So many things to look at just for a watch!
- Check the dial, whatever that is.
- Look at the engravings, make sure it’s all neat and tidy, I guess.
- The case, it’s gotta be shiny and heavy, like the real Rolex Submariner.
- The bracelet, make sure it feels strong, not cheap and flimsy.
- And something about a serial number, they said. Gotta check the numbers!
They say there are a lot of fake watches in the world. So many copies, like weeds in my garden! It’s a hard job to tell which one’s real and which one’s fake. They said this high imitation thing is really hard to tell it is not a real one. You gotta be a real expert, I guess. But who cares that much about a watch? Just tell the time, that’s all it’s for!
They say these high imitation Rolex Submariner are all the rage, especially with those young folks who can’t afford a real one. It’s like buyin’ a fake cow to show off at the market. Makes no sense to me! But I guess folks like to pretend they’re rich, even if they ain’t. It’s like those shiny, fake apples at the store, they are beautiful but no taste.
Now, they talk about buying a real Rolex Submariner, they say it’s an “investment.” Like plantin’ seeds, I guess. But I’d rather invest in good land and good seeds. That’s somethin’ that’ll feed you, not just somethin’ shiny on your wrist. What if you lost that expensive watch? Then what?
But these young’uns, they got their own ideas. They say you gotta learn about the Rolex Submariner, its “history,” they call it. Like it’s some kind of ancient artifact! They talk about different types, “references,” I think they said. And the prices, oh lord, the prices! More than a whole year’s harvest, I tell ya! These prices make me confused, they are so high!
Whether you’re a “seasoned collector” or a “first-time buyer,” they say it’s hard to tell a real Rolex Submariner from a fake. Especially these High imitation Rolex Submariner, they’re so good, they say. But honestly, who needs all that trouble? Just get a cheap watch that tells the time, that’s all you need! And they told me that even the real one, not always accurate. Then why people buy them?
I heard them say there are lots of “variations” of these fake Rolex Submariner. Like different kinds of weeds, I suppose. Some better than others, some worse. It’s all so confusing! Why can’t they just make a simple, honest watch? Why all these fake things?
They say the easiest way to tell if it’s a real Rolex Submariner is to weigh it. Like weighin’ a bag of potatoes! The real ones are heavier, they say. But these High imitation Rolex Submariner, they’re heavy too. So how do you really know? It’s all a big mystery to me.
These High imitation Rolex Submariner, they’re just another thing for folks to worry about. Another thing to spend their money on. Me, I’ll stick to my simple life. I don’t need no fancy watch to tell me what time it is. I got the sun, and I got my chickens. That’s all I need.
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