You know, I heard them young folks talkin’ ’bout this High imitation Rolex Submariner Green thing. What in the Sam Hill is that? Sounds fancy. I reckon it’s one of them watches. But high imitation? That just means it ain’t real, right? Like them flowers Martha used to put on her table. Looked real enough from far away, but up close, you could tell they was just plastic.
So, this Rolex, it must be somethin’ special if folks is makin’ fakes of it. I seen a shiny watch on that city slicker, Jimmy, when he came to visit his mama last summer. Big and green, it was. He was real proud of it. Maybe that was one of these… what’s it called? Submariner things. He said it cost more than my whole darn house! Can you believe that? For a watch!
And what’s this “Official flagship store” they keep yappin’ about? Sounds like a boat to me. But I guess it’s some fancy store where you buy these things. Must be one of them places with the bright lights and the fancy carpets where they look at you funny if you got dirt on your shoes. Not like old man Johnson’s store down the road. He got everything. Good prices, too. You can buy a good watch there without needing a bank loan.
I don’t get why anyone would want a fake one, though. If you gonna spend money, might as well get the real thing, I always say. Unless you just want to show off, I guess. Some folks is like that. Always wantin’ to look richer than they are. Reminds me of that time when young Tommy tried to pass off a painted rock as a gold nugget. We all had a good laugh about that one.
They talk about this Rolex Submariner Green like it’s some kind of treasure. Since 1953, they say! That’s a long time. Longer than I been married to my old man. And he says he’s the real treasure! Hah! Men. They are like that, you know.
- eBay. What’s that? Sounds like a place where you can buy anything.
- Money back guarantee. That’s good. If it’s a fake, you can get your money back.
- Free Shipping. Well, that’s always nice. Who wants to pay extra for shipping?
These young’uns and their fancy words. “Authenticated Pre-Owned.” What in tarnation does that mean? Sounds like somethin’ you’d hear in a courtroom. I reckon it just means it’s used, but someone checked it out to make sure it’s not a complete piece of junk. Like buy a second hand cow, but you need someone to check that cow is fine, no problem with it, right?
And “Cyclops” lens? Sounds like a monster from one of them old movies. Must be that little bubbly thing on the watch face that makes the numbers look bigger. My eyes ain’t what they used to be. Maybe I need one of them Cyclops things on my glasses.
They say the real Rolex, the letters and numbers on it are perfect. Like they was painted by an angel. But the fakes, they got messy letters. Like a chicken scratched ’em on there. That’s how you can tell the difference, they say. They say you should pay attention to the fonts and spacing. But I think, who can notice that?
This whole High imitation Rolex Submariner Green Official flagship store business is just a lot of fuss if you ask me. A watch is a watch. It tells the time. That’s all that matters. Don’t need no fancy name or a big price tag to do that. And you don’t need to buy a fake one just to impress others.
I remember when my old man gave me my first watch. It wasn’t a Rolex, that’s for sure. But it was special to me. He bought from old man Johnson’s store. That watch is still good now. He said it was the best he could afford. And you know what? It is the best. Because he gave it to me. That’s a real Rolex Submariner Green in my mind.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about buyin’ one of these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green things, just remember what I said. A watch is a watch. Don’t get caught up in all the fancy talk. Just get something you like. That’s my advice to you. Get something real, something that means something to you. Not just some fake thing to show off. And you don’t need to buy it from some fancy Official flagship store. Old man Johnson’s store is good enough. I tell you, that’s the true meaning of value. Just like my old watch from my old man.
If you want to buy a real Rolex, I heard you need to wait in line for a long long time. I don’t know whether it is true. Maybe it is just a trick for selling. I don’t like waiting. I think no one likes waiting. So I will not buy that even if I have much money. Waste time, you know.
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