This here, lemme tell ya, this here YSL Envelope bag, they call it, is somethin’ else. I seen them fancy ladies carryin’ ’em, all shiny and new lookin’. They say it’s a remake, like they took the old one and made it new again. Well, I don’t know ’bout all that, but I tell ya, it’s a sight to behold.
They got this thing, they call it the YSL, stuck right on the front. Shiny like a new penny, it is. And the shape, well, it’s like one of them envelopes you get in the mail, but way fancier, ya know? They call it a “monogram”, but I just call it fancy writing, all stuck together. Some fancy lady, I reckon, named it after her friend, somethin’ about a “Loulou”. High falutin’ names, if you ask me.
They say it’s made of some kinda special leather. Lambskin, they call it. Sounds soft, don’t it? Like a baby lamb. They say they do somethin’ special to it, make it all smooth and such. Then there’s another kind, calfskin. That must be from a baby cow, I suppose. They put it through some kinda process, make it all nice and clean lookin’.
- This YSL bag, it’s got that flap like an envelope.
- It’s got that shiny YSL thing on the front.
- It closes with a magnet, I hear. No buttons or nothin’.
- Some got a pocket on the back, good for stashing things.
They say these bags are real popular. They say they clean ’em up real good, too. They got a special way of doin’ it, I reckon. They take out all the dirt and even that mold stuff. Makes ’em look like new again. Expensive, I bet, but them city folks, they like their fancy things.
They got all kinds of these bags, they do. Big ones, small ones, all different colors. They got names for ’em, too. Like “Kate” and “Niki”. And somethin’ called “Rive Gauche”, that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? They even got some made outta straw, I hear! Can you imagine? A straw purse? Well, I guess if you got the money, you can buy anythin’ these days.
These YSL Envelope bags, they come in different sizes. You can get a little one, just big enough for your lipstick and some money, or a big one, big enough to carry your whole life in, I reckon. And they got all different colors, too. Black, white, red, you name it. I reckon a body would have a hard time choosin’ just one!
They say these bags are real durable, too. That means they last a long time. Good for every day, they say. Well, I don’t know about carryin’ somethin’ that fancy every day, but I guess if you can afford it, why not? It is strong, though, they say it is. That fancy lambskin and calfskin, it holds up good, I hear.
If ya want one of these YSL bags, I hear there are many places to find them. Maybe the price, a little bit high. But I heard they are some of the most popular bags around. And they say that YSL hardware is special, too, the way they make it. It’s strong and don’t break easy.
They got this other thing, they call it a “clutch”. It’s like a little purse, but you carry it in your hand. No strap or nothin’. This one’s got that fancy quiltin’ on it, they call it. Looks like little squares all sewn together. And it’s got that shiny YSL thing on it, too, of course. And a little strap you can take off, if ya want. They think of everythin’, don’t they?
If you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ one of these YSL Envelope bags, you best be prepared to spend some money. They ain’t cheap, that’s for sure. But they sure are pretty. And they say they’re worth it. They last a long time, and they never go outta style. Well, I don’t know ’bout that, but they sure are popular now.
They say these bags are “instantly recognizable”. That means you can spot ’em a mile away. ‘Cause of that shiny YSL thing, I reckon. It’s like a little sign, says “I got money”. These YSL bags are somethin’ else. I don’t know if I’d ever own one, but they sure are nice to look at. Maybe one day, when my ship comes in, I’ll get me one. A little black one, maybe. With that shiny YSL on the front. Yeah, that would be somethin’.
I reckon if you’re thinkin’ of buyin’ one, these YSL Envelope quotes might be high. These are sure popular and fancy, even if I don’t rightly know why. But if that’s what you want, then go ahead. Just make sure you get a good one, one that’s made right. And take care of it. It would be a shame to ruin somethin’ so pretty.